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I’m guessing this film is going to crash and burn, but we’ll be puzzling for decades about how it took down Home Again with it.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Eh, today’s college kids are all shaved.

You can pretty much apply your first sentence to anything that HamNo writes.

Whichever city “wins” Amazon’s headquarters will do so by ceding to the enormously powerful company money that should, by normal laws, be going into the public till, to build schools and roads and pay firefighters and do things that support everyone.

Without trying to be too mean...I really don’t know if you could have missed the mark by more. Taylorism:

I’m surprised KC hasn’t already sent a delegation and marching band to massage Bezos’ asshole.

This is the most one sided, eyes closed, detached from economic reality piece of garbage I’ve ever read. The reason cities give these economic concessions is because they know or believe that the benefit to the local economy will outweigh the cost of concessions. EX: We give $100 million in tax breaks to amazon, but

Eh, sure the tax breaks could be stupid for a city, but the process is not exactly new or wrong. Amazon (and anybody else looking to build / move etc.) needs assurances from a city that things will be done. You can’t just plop down 50,000 workers (i’d be surprised if it gets even close to that) and expect things to

Boom! Roasted.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Or foot stuff!

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Soylent Grey?

side note... how many eons does it take to get out of the greys? I’ve been here long enough to know WHY there are greys...that’s gotta count for something. I promise no rape gifs on jezebel.