If you were a woman, I would tell you to shut up.

Lebron goaltended.

Don’t be a dick.

Steve McNair.

SF Giants should sign Colin Kaepernick.

So you are admitting that he is being Brown-balled?

Only if he could face all white pitching in an expansion year while eating hot dog sandwiches with the ballbark scoreboard showing hookers drinking scotch on loop.

Is there a punter’s equivalent to the Red Zone channel that shows every game in a fourth down situation?

This is Deadspin. Watson was a few shades better than Savage.

I bet he can’t sack Colin Kaepernick.

Are you saying their mom’s vag is a generator of sorts?

Came here to see if a death row inmate could write better than HamNo, was not disappointed.

Well, his brother sexually asaulted a minor, so there’s that detail left out of the story.

No one is yelling.

I think you are projecting way too much.

But football is dying, they will have you know.

I know, didn’t squish nuts famously leave before the end of the Super Bowl last year and they invite him to MC the banner ceremony?

College was like high school with ash trays.

Thank you for being a fan.