In response, the Grizzlies have shown their commitment to ridding the city of old offensive statues by letting Zach Randolph go.

Actually, she identifies as “giraffe” now.

First they came for the greys...

In third grade I had a crush on Jeanette, who lived across the street. I asked my best friend Joey what to do and he said to ask her if she’d go with me. I got my chance when we both hid in the same closet during a game of kick the can. I asked her if she’d go with me, and she replied, “Go where?” Joey hadn’t told me…

Right? I mean, I know I spent eight years at SOME kind of religion-based school but I’ll be damned if I can remember what it was or where.

I think he’s got his eyes set on that week at the all-inclusive in Cancun.

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

would any of those better QB’s be as cheap as the $775k that Denver is out of pocket here?

Whoever had 7 minutes in the pool, you’re the winner! Come on down!

NOBODY TELL NIKKI.

could have something to do with Denver paying only 4.8% of his market value.

In other news, the Denver Zoo announced it has rescued a giraffe from a network of endangered animal traffickers based in Cleveland.

Luckily the team wasn’t surprised by this. This sort of responsible concern for his well-being is the reason he was named Safety in the first place.

There would be at least three times as many willing to take their place. As long as the money is there some people will always be willing to take the risks, and as long as people are watching, and advertisers are buying time the money will always be there.

Sometimes it takes a vision-damaging concussion to help you see things clearly.

Because they couldn’t. No matter how unjust/illegal an arrest is, it’s still illegal to intervene. Anyone that attempted to do so would face all kinds of obstruction charges, even if the nurse’s arrest gets thrown out. Intervening would just result in more people arrested (for charges they couldn’t get out of) and a…

Because of unions.

Unions at their finest. Fuck unions.

Unions mean they can’t take his badge from him right now.

See Covfefe’s Law