I’m sorry, but you have to have some sort of self control if you’re going to join this exclusive group of Arena League owners.

It’s a big tent, apparently.

Instead of making Antonio Cromartie recite the names of all his kids, they should make Jaws recite the names of all the other owners.

if only Kinja had negative stars

So the massive number of black kids playing football, all their parents voted for Trump?

(Joe Maddon immediately promotes him, bats him 4th, then 2nd, then 8th, then 13th, then demotes him to single-A)

They play it at MMP during home games after Take Me Out To The Ballgame so I imagine they were trying to help the Astros feel more at home.

But, you know, go ahead and act like an asshole over this.

Not as explosive as Tiafoe’s serve!

They aren’t disobeying the order. The order gives him discretion with existing troops.

He travelled

Fratspin

Anecdotally, watching porn at least appears to lead to overreactions in the comments section of Deadspin.

So during a flood of this proportion looting is acceptable. Got it. What about an emergency snowstorm? Is it OK then? Does there need to be a certain amount of precipitation? And who makes that call on the right levels of precipitation? You? Me? It rained all day in DC today - should I have gotten free groceries?…

Many studies confirm that porn is addicting and that it contributes to abusive behavior. Providing that information for your team hardly seems like a mandate of how they ought to live. He was asked what type of educative information has been given to the team and he gave an honest answer.

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

*sigh*

I bet I know what they did (because my employer just did this exact thing): when they set up the webform that is the player pool registration link, they used the administrator link, not the respondent link. Anyone who has ever used Google Forms will know what I’m talking about: as the form creator, you have a link…

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

She takes my breath away.