God damn it marvel.
You've done it. You made Cap the boyscoutsiest-goodytwoshoes-hero-of-all time, the coolest motherfucker in town.

STAND UP OVATION

We'll make our OWN SHIELD, except with blackjack and hookers!

Eobard is from the future, who went back in time to the year 2000 in an attempt to kill Barry, but accidentally killed Barry's mom, and then got stuck in our time. And he's spent the past 15 years trying to create the Flash, and then bring him to his maximum Speed Force power — all in an attempt to get back to the…

Please, we know they had help.

Hail Hydra

Office Smootchie-Poochies

HOLY SHIT THOSE TRICKSTER SHOTS ON THE MONITOR ARE FROM THE ORIGINAL (happy dances until collapses)....sorry for that. I was 15, very much a fan of the series, and this makes me so happy i'm crying.

Krull

I wonder how they're handling all this wild weather at the institute.

8. Coulson's sting operation was INCREDIBLY complex given one days' planning. That truck made me jump, and sure it was a ploy to scare Bakshi, but DUDE MAY KICKS ASS. There is 4 left. Know what that means?

Two things I took away from last night.

I love that Carl had a house for less than a day and he was already not in the house. Never change Carl, never change.

Jessie's husband is deader than a red-shirt dead. Those of us marginally familiar with domestic violence know what that scene was telegraphing. That guy is so, sooo screwed when he pops his wife in front of Rick.

The whole path where Carol went from timid, abused house-wife to stone cold, do-what-I-have-to-do, ass kicker and the how successful they were making it believable really shows how great this show really is.

I love that her instinct was to play it that way. Don't give away the game, girl. Awesome.

"It's a damn good thing we're here." Rick, with the line of the night.

I love that Carol is pretending to be some useless den mother, even "struggling" with removing her weapon, but the look she gives immediately after - priceless!

Is de shoes.

This dude sounds like a complete dick. Does not care what other people think, and calls dumb shit out for being dumb. I like him.