Bears fan: “Hold my beer.”

To my 16 yr old self.....STOP DOING DOUGNUTS IN THE BOYS CLUB PARKING LOT IN THAT 1980 AMC CONCORD. IT WILL BLOW UP IN TWO MONTHS, IDIOT!!

After the first two weeks of the great Cheetos dictator reign. I find myself looking at my two kids and feeling sad that I just know that the future is so fucked for them and there is probably nothing they can do to change it. Do you think that all parents are thinking this way or am I just a doomsayer...

“November 8th 2016. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city’s afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and…

“November 08, 2016. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city’s afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and…

November 8th 2016. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city’s afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and…

It’s San Diago

The A-12 or the SR-71 just looks like it's going mach 2 sitting on the tarmac...

....I....SEE....FOUR....LIGHTS....

That plane still looks the fastest that ever was and still is. Even sitting on the tarmac, it looks like it's going Mach 2 .......

Went over to my Mother-in-law’s house and noticed a jar of Gingersnaps on the counter and they were even open and waiting for me to take one........I grabbed one and wolfed it down in one bite.

Every damn running back drafted by the Bears since Neal Anderson.

" Stop and smell the roses......Buck"

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television

I haven't seen this much confusion about a Marshall player since Nov 1970.

"I'm here so I won't get starred."

"I can't blame anybody else,"

"Do what you have to do,"

I haven't seen that much black on the ground since the 1968 Democratic National Convention.