That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

Dammit, I laughed. +1

Thankfully the tablets were returned to the Ark of the Covenant before everyone’s faces melted off.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

I almost picked one of these badboys up at target last year but then remembered that I don’t have $300 plus to blow...on not-blow.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

MOTHER TRUCKIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL Y’ALL

Today, we are all Poot.

It sucks when people we don’t like succeed in make something we do. The struggle is real.