I’ll admit, Cal Ripken was always my favorite player growing up (hazards of coming of Sport Watching Age in 1982 suburban DC), but I secretly always wanted him to get ALS, just to see if they’d rename it after him.

Any mention of the Four Yorkshiremen gets my star these days. Especially because back then we didn’t have stars; they’d just beat you less if you said something amusing. But if you tell kids these days that, they don’t believe it.

“165 passing yards? LUXURY!” — If a Texans fan was also one of the Four Yorkshiremen.

I thought that the Jaguars were supposed to be getting better this year; that it won’t be long before they’re back in the playoffs. I’ve got a feeling that their journey back to relevance is going to be a long and winding road. Bortles just throws the ball here, there, and everywhere. On this play, he throws it for no…

“Orange is the new black”

Yeah, no change.

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

This is what they were charged with:

- NASCAR

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

I think the most interesting part of this story is that somehow a bank once played for the Patriots

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Makes America Great Again

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

I heard he was also holding a chicken for Brandon Weeden.