it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

Fabletics: make sure to do your yoga and look perfect and shiny and happy and new, and if you can’t handle all that then GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LOSER!

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.

I think now more than ever that women about to turn 30 and single or their careers aren’t going anywhere are much more vocal about the struggle of being lonely and watching all your friends go through those big life moments and feeling depressed as to why you’re not progressing. The studios have caught on to that…

I already see an acknowledgement in of a change in the way he’s going to see things in that letter. He says he wants peace. If I could give anyone with depression - or anyone for that matter - any advice it’s that you need to find peace before you can even begin to pursue happiness.

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

and everyone in my nightmares

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

EXCEPT, if you use a service like AirBnB to do it, you’ve agreed to their terms and conditions.

And welcome to the black experience.

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Per the people of tumblr:

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.