My dad is the man.

Well it says the crowd is being controlled by police so I assume it's to beat up a black guy

I LOL'ed on the potty because of this post. Thanks Mate.

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They've gone plaid.

John Oliver nails it every week. Too bad he can't be president. I'd vote for him.

My one pet peeve; getting cold / wet is not how you get sick. I know that this myth is even much more popular in Japan, but we know how colds work now. You need to be infected by someone with a virus or bacterium. I am always bumped by this. It is like seeing that Lucy preview where they talk about humans using 10% of…

I like how his expression changes between a secure line and and a un-secured line.

lol that cute little goat, trying to climb up on that thing...aww, it gave up and it's coming towards the camerOHMYGODTHOSECREEPYFUCKINGSATANEYES

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

The great thing about Jalopnik is that it's always been a compelling mix of what it is and what it does - both product and, for lack of a less heinous term, lifestyle. But it's always been about the core of the auto-cult experience and the search for some sort of truth therein.

OMG OMG OMG. *jumps up and down*

I like the Nice Price or Crack Pipe idea. Particularly since I'm trolling CL for interesting projects all the time.

I support this. I used to ride a GSXR 1000 as my main mode of transportation before it was stolen. That was a few years back and I've been itching ever since to get another motorcycle. I think the same type of coverage there is for cars here could be done for bikes, stuff like nice price or crack pipe, amateur builds,…

All of it. Cover cool things. Bikes are about individuality, so each one can be a reflection of an interesting person, or an interesting story, or an interesting company. Just cover bikes.

What we didn't see is the owner changing 3 head gaskets while traversing the entire mudpit.

Fuck your veggie Whopper

People actually eat McDonald's for reasons other than abject poverty?