ghana calls themselves the Black Stars. Outlaws is better. It plays on the romantic idea of being an outlaw in a society dominated by rules and regulations. Plus, how does the "USA Law Abiding Citizens" sound? Not too intimidating I suppose.

"If you build it, they will come". No they won't. Field of Dreams was a fucking movie, not an urban planning textbook.

Well, it's 2-0 now, after Messi's brilliant goal, BUT for me the most exciting fact of this match is that Bosnia really brought it. They are fighting, and it's really impressive. I have tickets to see them play Nigeria next week. I will now be cheering for them.

Well that was a completely underwhelming half.

Don't worry. In 50 years we'll all be speaking Spanish anyways.

America can never be good at soccer unless our announcers get to this level.

Engraved on the back are "fine, here's your goddamn giant phone!"

hes totally right. it was a flop and it was fucking terrible.

A huge difference between the NHL and the NBA on the one hand and soccer on the other is the consequences of the a successful flop. It would be rare for a single flop to decide the outcome of a game in the NBA or NHL while this happens all the time (including today) in soccer.

I don't know, ask Chris Bosh

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

Oh come on, Samer, this article isn't very fair. It's not that we don't know shit about soccer, it's that we don't know shit about geography.

nothings wrong with brooklyn unless its that williamsburg area

its even funnier in this video because you could totally capture the circle without moving the phone side to side.

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

This. Only it's ALL of ESPN that suffers from art school drop out graphics. And somehow they command the biggest chunk of our monthly cable bill for that crap and the decision to cover WAGs rather than the sport itself.

I'm glad you asked, I was afraid to. Nice you got an actual answer instead of some assclown telling you to google it like I always get. I don't understand why it's always so bad to ask a question relevant to the post. I don't want to google everything ... I always end up at porn.

Pardon my ignorance, but what the ever-loving fuck are "Yeezys"?

This just makes me want to go back to bed and dream of puppies running around on rainbows.

So it would be like being impregnated by a snake. Well, a snake that spits snakes. That then slither into your body. I am going to stop now, and possibly bleach my brain.