So that’s how I get FaceTime on my cell phone...

Soon we’ll all have devices like this integrated into our brains, which, incidentally, is what would happen if this guy’s airbag goes off.

They just wanted to get dim sum cool stuff from their trip.

“We’re going to keep winning and make it all the way safely into the playoffs, just like the Donner Party”

Can reporters only ask him Titanic themed questions from now on? I want to see how long this can go on before he finds out what happened to it.

there is an Infinity in Vancouver with the plate ANBYND

When I had my old Forester XT, I wanted to get LEZSLD. It was a no go.

OMG, is that the latest fad pastry in NYC, like cronuts?

Because everybody deserves one.

If he’d been half as fast as Puhiri, it would’ve only been a 125-day siege.

So he’s fast. He doesn’t have much of a future if he can’t pull off a good flop.

Ha, there will NEVER be another Boaz Solassa!

I have no opinion on this story, but I live in Portland and Canzano is trash. Also, he’s not a beat reporter - he’s a columnist. Everything he writes should taken with a huge grain of salt.

Each vertebrae has two wing-like spurs called

“But, Coach, I have to do this myself. We’re not Louisville. Arranging hookers isn’t part of The Process.”

Maserati loves company.

Truly, he has a dizzying intellect.

Classic FBI tactic—go after the midlevels, put their balls in a vice, then they croak about what their bosses are doing. Paul Manafort will have to... oops, wrong case?

How about a little different take on Harley Quinn?