get out.

The answer is, and indeed shall forever be, zipper merge. Go to the merge point, people. Don’t merge before that, you dolts.

If you’re in front you get to pick your racing line...

Good weed means you’ll forget you even had a car, let alone find it.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

This doesn’t just suck.

I hate this new trend of putting the reverse lights and turn signals on the bottom bumper. My eyes naturally follow the brake lights of the car ahead of me, and putting these down low seems to make it harder to notice them.

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

Modern cars have too much tech for their own good.

Yea we all are Ferrari wrecking men.

And blue flags. Mostly blue flags.

Could easily start an entire racing series with all the working vehicles out there. We could call it the Soggy 500.

So much LeMons potential out there.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Kind of... the push bar is actually mounted to the metal bumper structure, and while it does circumvent the foam low-speed impact absorbing structure, it does not alter the high-speed impact absorbing designs (crumple zones etc) However, in a medium speed collision it can (and frequently does) prevent the airbag in…

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

I’ve got 2 kids, 2 and 4, and yes, convenience and speed are two reasons for leaving them in the car. Turning a 2-minute task in to a 15-minute one is a non-trivial cost for working parents.

Italian car jokes are stupid, not funny, and almost always borderline racist. It’s time to move on.