That’s exactly what I was thinking. I grew up watching it, and I have a kid now, but I wasn’t sold. Now? Yes please!

Well, with that cast how can I NOT watch this?

Ahhhhh, here are my people. I will always be Team Whatever Isn’t Angelina Jolie. Many have always claimed this position as P.r.O.b.L.e.M.a.T.i.C, but I don’t care.

EARTH, AIR, FIRE, WATER

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

WHY ARE KATE AND WILLS CONJOINED THO

he is a puppet

Sure, I can accept that the character is supposed to be a white dude in the script.

If the director says it isn’t the savior troupe I’m willing to trust him. He’s an established artist who’s made a number of great films and I think it’s disrespectful to suggest he’s being dishonest. More likely than not the focus on Matt Damon in the western trailers is because Hollywood thinks its audience is dumb…

You made me do a spit take.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

Tom, they could stick needles in men’s testicles and they will never understand women better. And that’s how it’s supposed to be, let us have our secrets.

This will make me like Obama more, which will make January even more unbearable.

Damn.

You’d have to get something for his twin too.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”