You think Meryl borrows her kitchen all the time since GP isn’t living there anymore?

This song is ridiculously catchy.

LOL. I have some weird thoughts.

Uh. The people are clearly there they are just invisible to your liberal eyes OBVIOUSLY.

It’s for when you go outside but you don’t want people to see your face.

NO ELIJAH NO.

THANK GOD FOR IT BECAUSE I NEVER WANT HIM OUT OF MY LIFE EVER.

Please tell us more about your partner.

It really seems like a set up relationship and not a real relationship and she is acting way more into him than he is for her.

Dear Harrison Ford’s airplane liability insurance carrier.

HE WORKS FOR ALL AMERICANS NOW

So you’re saying she wooed him with her intelligence and personality.

A good idea I read on Twitter from:

.........................................................................I’d probably go.

OMG Is that the bag Julianne decided on? WHAT IS IT?

Yes I would definitely throw up if I had to read in a car while it was moving.

He’s gotta do his Nike #spon!

Let me know if you need my inauguration tickets.

It’s not Jay’s fault. Kristin is so petite she makes everyone around her look huge. Like Natalie Portman.

She sips her coffee and softens her voice, lest her cover get blown.