I do admire his attempt at making an argument. I wish I could write stuff like that seriously.

Hmm I feel like this is a loophole I would like to exploit for everything...

I mean ladies have three holes down there for a reason.

Definitely knock on the door and ask her if you want to get her riled up.

Awww are you calling me ignorant? I am sorry what sort of human perfection were you searching for? This may not be the place to look for it .

Maybe the happy people had some private happy time in the bathroom

It's understandable I worry about everything also although I admit I asked my husband his thoughts about anything penis related first since he has one and seems to have taken care of it ok so far.

:) I am sure you are much more attractive than you think you are.

This needed to be said. Thank you.

Excuse me, what is parody? There is no room for humor on Jezebel.

Every time I see her photo I have to stare at it for a while.

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

It’s a subjective opinion as is anything involving a person’s appearance.

I would just buy my daughter the ghostbuster’s tshirt.

Oh Brit does look especially hot in that video. I don’t think anyone would blame you.

She isn’t. I feel like she’s struggled in her sister’s shadow and this is something she’s quite articulate about so I’m glad for her having found her comfort zone.

I thought this myself. I felt kind of bad about it then consoled myself with “biracial children are usually really attractive” which doesn’t make it better because I still feel kind of bad.

I have met couples who were super amazingly attractive with kids who were kind of weird looking. I guess it’s nature’s way of providing balance.

In my next life I would like to look like Zendaya. Is that wrong?

I’m glad Haylie has found something she’s really good at and can shine on her own.