So, my mother has always given me a messed up view on sex...she likened it to carving a chicken with a blade and cutting a beautiful wedding cake with an ax (I won’t even go there). When I was 16 I began a relationship with my high school english teacher (12 years older than me, but this isn’t about him) that was…

I lived with my mom when I was 19, so sex at home was a no-go. My boyfriend and I got tired of car boning and all the leg cramps and head smashes that it entailed. One night, we found a public park in a sparsely populated area. Combining our sexual frustration with the exhilaration of banging outdoors and I’m sure you…

A few years ago, I dated a young man with an adorable gap toothed smile. He was very...enthusiastic about giving oral sex, but unfortunately not very skilled. One particular evening he was going down, and was moving his head so vigorously that the tip of my clit got stuck in the gp between his two front teeth. I…

It’s not unlike trying to stuff a marshmallow through a coin slot.

I loled too, which apparently hurt because laughing makes buttholes clench. It was a very shortsighted endeavour on the testicle owners part.

If you managed to get pregnant via anal, you’re doing it too hard.

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