I’ve been doing the (often laughed at) thermometer and condom thing for the past five years. Even if an accident ever would happen, I’d know it after two weeks. So no “SURPRISE, Bitch!” babies for me, thanks. I’ll keep drinking my rosé over here.

Me! Why has the woman to be the one on birth control? Ever heard of condoms?

They’re pollinators in some areas and they’re food for other animals like spiders, fish, birds and bats.

Yesterday, one of the PhD students announced her pregnancy. Technician asked her, if that means she’s now abandoning her PhD to become a full time housewife. He’s not joking, he’s serious.

I call it 9Gag - The TV Show because I imagine that’s where the writers get their ideas from.

Newsflash - as a woman you too are free to use condoms as contraception. But if you’re on a medication that contains significant dose of hormones with grave, widely known side effects, shouldn’t it be in your best interest to have a check up once in a while? I mean, do whatever you like, it’s your body but please stop…

My cousin rented Star Trek III for me when I was 12 because we didn’t have a VHS player and I was totally into Mr. Spock, ok? Being completely oblivious to the technical workings of the mysterious machine, cousin thought it would be funny to tell me it could explode if I didn’t turn it off correctly right after the…

*Elegantly waves hand*

Agreed. Their basic t-shirts are among the best and most long lasting I’ve ever owned. My brand new Esprit shirts which cost ten times more than the Primark shirts lost their colors and shape by now. I also bought three pairs of skinny jeans and expected them to dissolve after one trip around the washing machine but…

Maybe it’s just my perception but this “Star Wars isn’t for girls” crap has only been going overboard in the last 10 years or so. Back in high school Sci Fi was pretty popular among my classmates, regardless of gender. My Star Wars loving cousin tried to lure me away from Star Trek though. Why not both coz?

I’ve never heard of phenomenon like that before. It’s hard to say what’s the reason for this but I’d guess either the bra’s model might incompatible with your freedom-loving boobs or maybe the cups are far too small.

I always dream of celebs that I’m not really into, it’s such a bummer. Last week I had dream sex with Channing Tatum who I think looks like a baked potato face-wise. Dream me wasn’t really into it at first but as soon as I decided not to look at his head anymore it turned out quite lovely.

I wear a new bra for a day at home until the spandex portion of the fabric has stretched out; like I would wear in a new pair of shoes. Some people like to wear a tight new bra with a bra band extender (it’s like a little piece of extra fastening, you can buy it on amazon or make one out of an old bra fastening). But…

I’m not very familiar with US sizing but I’d try a 32 DDD/E for a strapless. I’ve never heard of flipping cups, do you mean the weight of the dress or whatever you wear over it pulls them downwards?

My personal favorite are Freya bras, I mostly shop online at brastop.com and bravissimo.com.

It’s not the boobs that hold up the bra, it’s the back band that’s supposed to support it in staying up. Jealous that you can go braless!

I recommend the Freya Deco strapless. Make sure to get the right size. The best strapless bra won’t fit if you buy it too big or too small.

If a strapless bra slides down to your waist the band size isn’t the one you’re looking for. Try at least one size smaller in the band but bigger in the cup and you should be fine. I’m a size 30 G and my strapless doesn’t move an inch from where it’s supposed to be.

But, but... if you don’t endorse porn you’re not one of the Cool Girls anymore?

During the trial an expert said that cellphone tower “pings” are a reliable source of information about the location of a cellphone. Turns out they aren’t and the expert apparently came forward and said that if the trial was today he would not testify in that way again. In addition to Jay’s confession, the cellphone…