There should be a test done before you first get your hormonal BC because some people are prone to blood clots (yes, even without being evil smokers). I think there are countries where this is common practice. Sadly not in my country, I’ve had two friends suffer from thromboses recently because all doctors do is take…

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Anybody who is interested in conservation, I have a book recommendation for you, too: Check out ‘The Song Of The Dodo’ by David Quammen.

Because for the last five years I’ve been doing the temperature and cycle monitoring thing which costs basically nothing and has no side effects.

This happened to me a few months ago. Some dude was flying a drone outside my window. Just as I got up and was ready to yell at him the thing crashed into the stream next to my house and he had to strip down and wade in to get it out. To my utter delight, he slipped and fell. Thanks universe.

This sounds kind of horrifying and unsafe. Now I’m afraid of hordes of idiots crashing their iDrones left right and center.

“...when the uterine lining thickens after ovulation and before a period starts, when a woman is most fertile.”

Last summer some unidentified, ant-like creature apparently lived between my buttcheeks for a week and continued to give my left wrist the worst itchy bites which I scratched bloody at night because they were so terribly itchy. Guess how I found it. No, I’m not from the tropics, I live in the middle of Germany.

I once went to a Buddhist convention. Totally cured me of the misconception that any religion/faith/whatever could be for me. The Top Buddhist dude who gave 4 hour long enlightening speeches turned out to be a Muslim hater and a women hater. Nobody except me seemed to care. I was out of there very quickly.