If it looks like a crossover, sounds like a crossover, and even has cross in it’s name...It’s a duck.

Phew, we need more crossovers. I didn’t feel like there were 17,000 to choose from already.

Yes, we live in an era in which feeling righteous and scoring points against the other side is far more important than taking meaningful action.

Have we really so blatantly bought in to “EV = saving the planet” that it’s going to produce more and more crap like this from online media?

Did this headline not feel exceedingly misleading to you? You literally quote an Italian official confirming Italy’s awareness of the need for EVs. How exactly did you come to the conclusion that Italy doesn’t care about climate change?

Compared to Maze(s)pin, Stroll has actually done far better than anyone could have expected of a rich kid whose daddy bought him his race seat.

Stroll, despite my wish that he fuck off to IndyCar or something

If only 73 drivers quit and they are 500 drivers short, then the shortage isn’t really about the mandate, is it?

This screams “that bitch my ex drove a Subaru.”

I’m going to assume this is sarcasm, because no one is possibly this ill informed.

All laps were run behind the safety car. Of course there’s no fastest lap.

I’ve seen a race.  I’ve been to a race.  I know a race when I see one, and that, my friend, was no race.

You can tell they know it’s a farce because they refuse to give Mazepin the fastest lap; saying no official fastest lap will be recognized.

I’m not happy that we didn’t get a race, but I am happy we didn’t get cars going through Eau Rouge/Radillon at full whack in zero visibility.  There have been far too many accidents there recently and it would just have seemed like stacking the deck against the drivers.

It was never a race and should not have been called complete after 3 laps. Either redo it tomorrow or next weekend or cancel it for this year with an asterisk but this was not a win and the trophy given to the pole sitter.

Wait, so for the main photo you show the perfect car, yet no one recommends it? 

“With vaccine mandate enforcement coming to New York City in September, we are approaching the end of This, at least here. In many other places, like Florida, they decided to stop trying a while ago, with disastrous results. I was walking back from work yesterday and overheard some guy on the street explaining to some…

The secret is, you start the measurement from your rectum. That adds like three inches.

ps. I get the /s.. but this is obligatory

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