Well, statistics show evangelicals are less likely to stay married than the agnostics of the world, so there's that to shove at them.

I would argue Ted Cruz is the antichrist, but otherwise your post is on point.

Another reason never to visit Italy. Nothing against masturbation, but why must you force people to watch? It's always the gross people who want to do this stuff in public, not the beautiful, majestic athletes with their glorious and ethereal bodies.

Oh, honey, no.

I didn’t realize so many ‘Muricans were Blue Moon drinkers!

Me too. I keep explaining to people that not voting for Hillary is a vote for trump. They don’t get it. We’re fucked and the world is going to end before February 1 2017.

My new, simple, yet layered response to all this bullshit: penis.

Penis. Ive decided that’s the answer to everything now. There’s no other reason to explain so much of this fucking bullshit.

Thank. You. :)

We’re a post-racial country, of course. That’s why it didn’t cross his mind.

This full quote made me love her a little more. Bravo, Renee!

This is the best thing I've read all day.

Her father is a piece of work, too.

Awesome gif (that my brain can fully hear and loves even more)

I think his use of “if” is the worst part of the apology. Like, dude, you fucked up hard. Own up to it. Say it. I fucked up hard. Instead, he's putting it others to be offended. That's the typical celeb apology, and it's fucking disgusting. Lainey at Lainey Gossip talks about this a lot.

How offensive! (I’m referring to that “if I offended anyone” apology.)

His fucking apology? “IF I offended anyone, I’m sorry.” I'm not sure which is worse. [heavy sigh]

I think part of the problem is that that IS all they're set up to handle, but real life dictates they police actual crime, which should be left to actual police.

Not surprising. But, really, I would rather my rape exam be done by a trained progressional at a hospital, instead of a general nurse in a student health center.

I use it for migraines. But uncontrollable swearing? Tell me more! Seriously, tell me more!