More than half. Thanks for playing, but you don't earn a gift.

Me too. I started getting it cosmetically because I’m conceited. I noticed my migraines decreased, so I mentioned to my neurologist. This was before the ads for Botox for migraine began, so I had no idea. It's been a godsend for both my narcissism and my chronic migraines! This is great news!

I get injections for chronic migraines. Not only cosmetic!!!

That's just obscene!

San Diego voters: let this monstrosity be a lesson.

“What the hell is [sic] a bunch of athlete’s [sic] who honor that they have tv time kneeling going to accomplish?”

Your response then is status quo? Wow, that’s a ‘Murican for ya.

Why is trump? I ask myself this often. Anyone have an answer yet?

My 8yo nephew isn't getting Intel briefings and could answer this.

I had to get up really early this morning and it sucked. Reading this news made it better. (Not because I like him, but because it’s beyond funny. The mets are officially pathetic.)

Four months? What the fuck are you talking about? The election is TWO MONTHS FROM TODAY.

Love your niece!

Seeing a woman also matters.

My brother delivered in high school and he's a productive member of society. What is Jez trying to say about pizza delivery guys???

Being ABLE to protest means a hell of a lot more to me than this so-called tradition.

Sure, she’ll be there 250% because she sees an expiration date. (I really am cynical. Shit.)

Fuck her. The prospect of death is NOTHING like the actual act. The person is still there, still able to talk to you, remind you of their love. A dead person is gone. Forever. Fuck her. She doesn’t understand actual loss. Fuck her. (I lost multiple very close family members and my dog within last 365.)

I’m so glad you wrote this, because I got all sorts of uncomfortable feelings while reading her essay. That this chick is sketch. And a narcissist. Who made everything about her own healthy self, while BFF/GF is dying.

Maybe I’m cynical, but did she make her friend’s cancer diagnosis all about herself? She mentions Rayya’s feelings once, but her own repeatedly. Narcissism much?

Wait, what? Lincoln was a republican? Shit. Is trump going to say Santa isn't real next?