He’s aware of the military court system...he wants it to deal with all the (military) rapists of women. No mention of the rapists of men. Oh, that's right. Men can't be raped and rape is because men and women serve together.

Listening to him is a war crime. I don’t know how many times I yelled at the tv, “answer the question.”

Hot pockets. Yum.

And even if she showed up in those, so what?

How is her clothing distracting? Samantha Bee dresses like that every week. Seriously, that you’re calling her clothes distracting is 100% misogyny. You're better than that.

Damn. What must CJ think of Samantha Bee?

I was not doing anything of the sort, but nice try. Let me explain this to you because obviously you can’t understand basic logic: let’s say there are 100 reports of burglary, 10 of those are going to be false—the crime never occurred; now let’s say we get 100 reports of rape, 8 will be false—as in the crime never…

So it’s not my old age that’s making me think the league’s full of kids?

Um, foreplay doesn’t require face-to-face time to be good. But it does need to be consensual. I would add, you haven’t been doing sex wrong, but you have been doing it rather vanilla.

Exactly. Human HEADS and SHOULDERS pass through our vaginas. They can take it when they want it.

If you’re having problems penetrating our vaginas, that means we don’t want it to be penetrated. A dry vag is not a sexually aroused vag. (This excludes menopausal and post-menopausal women who may have dryness for different biological reasons. Still, it should be an indication not to proceed.)

In 2015/2016, who is NOT sitting at a dining table scrolling on a phone? Nothing he did was unusual.

Wow. This is perfect.

I'm impressed that you tried to find the one sliver of possibility that Dunham is a decent person not worthy of ire. But she is horrible, and now I wonder about you.

Actually, that doesn't confirm her view at all. Her view was that he didn't approve of her sexually and dismissed her because of that.

I would argue it's been 16 years, but you're right.

Real leaders don't go to the bathroom. Just ask Kin Jong Un. (I'm sure Trump claims he doesn't.)

So Hillary isn’t fit because of her cough? A cough that’s probably the result of a TON of talking and a TON of flying. Oooooookay!

What the hell? That Chargers bolt bears zero resemblance to the actual logo.

Taking away the earphone jack just made my phone irrelevant. Thanks, Apple for being stupid.