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“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

Because the whole reason I allow her to fly in such a position is to make you happy, you pricks.

  • I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

Setting the bar super low, India.

I’d take this over This Week in Tabloids any day.

Thanks for the boner update!

Sally is going to be a Springsteen fan.

I’m pretty damn sure Joan was not ready to drop her kid at the request of that dude. She said it with the same tone she uses to dress down others. Sheesh. Does she wish she were free to go do all that stuff? Sure, who wouldn’t want that? Still, that’s not the reality and she (and we) knows it.

Gotta disagree on Joan. Yes, she’s feeling pulled in different directions; yes, she’s resentful that her life isn’t as footloose and fancy free as is demonstrated by her fling. But she’d NEVER give Kevin away. That whole scene was pure sarcasm, her underlining to Richard exactly what came out of his mouth, no matter

I read Joan's statement about her son as sarcasm—but this is the second place I've seen a writer describe it as genuine. I'd love to hear what others thought!

Joan was being sarcastic when she said she would abandon her son. At least I took it that way.

If 6 of 18 women were raped in your class that suggests a serious problem in the way Peace Corps operates. You are letting them off too lightly here I think. It’s obvious that the locals know that you are not protected. Peace Corps should be kicking it Roman style. Instead they are abandoning you guys. Disgraceful.

This has nothing to do with this kid and her story.

Why do these sufferers insist on thinking that the disease is biological and not mental? We have a long way to go towards accepting that mental illness is illness, don’t we?

Somewhere, the Raiders GM is also sad.

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

They’re little Foodie Howsers, CNS.

You know what, it really isn't. I'm not a GTer, or part of some cloak and dagger Pinkham Assassination Squad. I'm just a commenter on here who's taken the time to look at the shady as fuck things he has done and become genuinely shocked he still has a job here.