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Patrick Redford Calls Somebody Else Dumb; News at 11

It’s almost like Tim Burke is intentionally prioritizing golf over the NCAA tournament, because Tim Burke’s colleagues created a narrative that the NCAA is evil, so he is performing some sort of passive-aggressive boycott by watching a shitty golf tournament instead of a more entertaining American sporting event.

Narcotics officers feel no sympathy for wrongly imprisoning suspects; therefore, nobody should feel sympathy for narcotics officers.

So you’ve admitted that a perfectly legal action (shooting an intruder) is probable cause to be searched for narcotics.

The link you provided states that “by accident” is 8x more popular than “on accident”

“if you shoot someone inside your home, no matter the intruder’s motivation, your house is going to get searched.”

Exactly. Fuck that.

We only criticize non-union referees around here

Gawker posted celebrity nudes, and a jury said they owe 115 million dollars for being assholes.

“I think he wants to leave in the worst way and will continue to pick fights until they trade him.”

They went to the championship game 3-4 years ago.

Yeah he’s never gotten to the Sweet Sixteen recently, SMH

Will Leitch founded this website as “Sports news without Access, Favor, or Discretion”

You say “occupational misfortune”

It’s pretty much the same analysis Deadspin used to criticize the Porzingis draft pick, because a man named Darko didn’t play well a decade earlier.

he raised his hand to indicate a high water mark and said he’d “rate it as one of the all time shockers.”

Well they cross-posted the Conde Nast story, and as a gay person, that was really fucking offensive.

No sympathy for Deadspin’s inevitable “we aren’t Gawker” excuse, when they cross-posted the Conde Nast blackmail story (oh and Daulerio was the key player in the Hogan case)

Then you should’ve kept your mouth shut before the game.