Sam dropped out of grad school one semester short of getting his Maesters.

A grinder is a sub that's warmed in an oven.

Don't sully the good name of the hoagie. That is a sub. THIS is a hoagie. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

By rights, that should have been a double sashay. Farrah's weak hairography was slightly less bad than Cynthia's pitiful striptease.

I don't know if this show uses not enough Franka Potente or just the right amount, because every time she shows up I want to see more of her character. She has oodles of charisma.

I really need a "THE FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!" gif.

He wants to be called Dennis!

I was amazed by how ERW changed her expression when William shouted "DOLORES, RUN!" It was like Dolores said to herself, "New narrative, bitches." Like it was a password that unlocked a new phase of the game.

The impression I got from Logan (William's shark-eyed friend is named Logan, right?) was that Logan's family owns Westworld. He said something like "family is always business."

If we're doing "late night host drops fantasy person in mundane scenario," Seth Meyers' Game of Thrones bits eat Dr. Strange's lunch.

Wait, Elsie's last name is really Elsie Hughes? That was Mrs. Hughes' first name on Downton Abbey.

I was on pins and needles waiting for Maeve to whisper the "violent delights" line to Teddy last night in the bar.

I agree this wasn't the strongest episode, but I saw these two stories as a love letter to mid-aughts Gawker Media. The Hipster Grifter, of course, and I read Anja's storyline as a pastiche of Slut Machine's schtick.

I always liked the shorts on MST3K, so I'd love to see a parody of the short instructional films like The Home Economics Story, Body Care and Grooming, or The Truck Farmer.

Can she bring her hot, mopey boyfriend along too?

How has she not had a cameo on Outlander yet?!?

Where's Josh Meyers and his mustache?

No, it was the wacky yoga instructor who got handsy with Quinn's base chakra.

Perhaps it's my own relationship with my dad influencing my judgment, or maybe it's because I was hoping Quinn had shown some kind of emotional growth from the web series, but I didn't love this episode.

He wants to be called Dennis!