“Counterpoint: you’re repeating something you heard someone else say, and you’ve likely never been in the same room as Sam Hinkie.”

my three point plan for defeating isis winning the nba title:

Counterpoint: you’re repeating something you heard someone else say, and you’ve likely never been in the same room as Sam Hinkie.

Oh man that’s so fucking revolutionary! No one ever would have come up with those brilliant ideas!

Trust the process. He's just tanking for draft position in the game of life.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

I’m only about four pages in, and it seems he’s doing nothing but quoting business leaders. It’s like Darren Rovell wrote an erotic novel.

Hinkie starts off his second sentence with a reference to a famous surgeon:

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

I’ve stayed in 4 and 5 star hotels that have had reports of theft. The swankiness basically meant there were more iPads left in rooms to steal.

Like most things with thieves, small measures may encourage the casual thief to move on to the next room. I doubt there is anything that will stop someone that really wants the contents of your suitcase.

Superhero movies fucking suck. (Except for the Nolan Batman flicks).