This went from dead guy to teenage masturbation too soon.

I enjoyed this thread. Thanks fellas.

All that “bountygate” bullshit was just that: bullshit.

For your viewing pleasure:

Why would you hold a woman accountable for the sins of her father?

I feel sorry for Tiffany, the story never should have came out, no one should have to deal with that! I also feel sorry for her because Trump is her father, well her birth father, he hasn’t any time for anyone but himself!

I wish that was the rest of her in the bathtub.

He’s obsessed with it because he’s not a normal, functional adult. He’s a pathological narcissist who splits the world into good (which supports Trump) and evil (which does not). Some Jews - mostly in Israel - supporting him, while others - mostly in America - who never have nor will support him fractures his reality…

If Hassan Rouhani is smart, he’ll seize on the opportunity by writing Trump a beautiful letter telling what a smart and handsome big boy he is and inviting him to join Iran in its crusade against the Zionist oppressors.

Miley Cyrus does not, has not, and cannot, twerk

Magic ninja bra skills? I’d like to learn her technique. 

I should also point out that my routine when arriving home from work is almost identical.  The only differences are that I take my bra off before I go for the adult beverage and my adult beverage is more than likely going to be vodka. 

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show.

“Well, I thought we were just going to come in for right side tires but we ran into some trouble. The Mountain Dew-Skoal-Chex Mix-Valvoline Cessna was running great all day—got a little loose there at the end of the runway and that was that.”

Black capitalist, white capitalist.. Except for the melanin, same!

Jay-Z claimed to be “Che Guevara with bling on” (a contradiction to be sure). That said, as bad as this looks, he’s far from the first prominent Black person to monetize racial injustice for personal gain.

Whatever makes you feel better man. You realize this helps to enrich the NFL, right?

If you think this is rough, try being a dad with full custody of a daughter.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

“but dads have become a culturally acceptable target for gentle mockery and loving parody”