I don’t think it’s the pitchers so much that have to hurry up. It’s the hitters. I hate it when a batter steps out of the box to readjust his gloves, helmet, jock and every single other piece of equipment he has on his body AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN’ PITCH even if he didn’t swing at it! Get the fuck back into the box…

What’s a “community dick?” I’m old and heading to bed soon.

In the last 30 years two top flight free agents went to the Lakers (Shaq, LeBron), two went to the Heat (LeBron, Bosh), one went to the Ws (Durant), and one went to the Rockets (Chris Paul). I think that’s the whole list. Oops, I forgot: LeBron went to Cleveland. That’s seven total signings in 30 years; three of those…

Players who are fans of petty revenge. Jordan is thinking of un-retiring again simply to play for the vengeful Pelicans.

It will embarrass the Lakers even worse when they trade A.D. to the Santa Clara Raiders next year.

No big name guys were signing with NO regardless. Everybody else will take the money wherever it’s best.

What top flight free agent was going to sign in New Orleans before this? It’s all happening because their own pending top flight free agent who they drafted first overall made it clear that he wouldn’t stay.

Maybe the top flight free agents that are tired of Lebron and Rich Paul not just trying to run whatever team Lebron is on but the whole NBA.

Pelicans have always been at that level, few people though have ever realized it

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

This is splitting hairs, and LeBron being the greatest isn’t insane. But, for me, Jordan gets the nod over LeBron for his constant pursuit of individual accolades and petty beefs while simultaneously winning championships. Jordan has 10 scoring titles to LeBron’s one. Six of them came in championship years. That’s…

Too bad he didn’t shoot the gun at the nightclub. Then he could have been charged with shooting a firearm “in a way to cause panic at the disco.” 

Lonzo is clearly not asking “Who you got?” enough to his teammates.

“Free throws are for losers.”

I, for the life of me, cant see why a team would want a pass-first PG who cant shoot a basketball or free throws in this day in age

Maybe he needs a stint in Cleveland or somewhere his camp isn’t interested in following so someone can actually coach him to tuck his elbow in and shoot like a pro basketball player.

Wait...from the FREE THROW line? That’s like sub-Shaq numbers!

Name one.

Jesus. Hack-a strategies are usually reserved for big men.

He’s shooting better than that on the season, that’s his percentage since LeBron went down. But, yes, he’s an unbelievably bad free throw shooter.