Don't ask questions. Just get in the van, keister the balloon, and don't look at the naked clown in the back. Jerry gets twitchy when people make eye contact.

We're on a highway to Cage Land.

Nah, Lisa Frank would have included way more sparkly puppies or dolphins in the outfit.

One night years ago while walking my basset hound, a woman approached me from the other direction, also walking her dog. Even from a distance, it looked like a science experiment gone horribly awry; when I asked her what the hell it was, she said it was a basset-black lab mix.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

Dog totally looks like a giant ferret.

It's a far more pleasant visual than what certainly happened instead.

Why does his head look so giant in photos but relatively normal sized in the video?

I can't be the only one whose wondering if the Pit Bull banged the Dachshund or the Dachshund knocked up the Pit Pull...

I hope the dad dog was the dachshund, with the head on that thing... youch.

This is the funniest thing (including article title) that I've seen in a while. I passed it around the dinner table and laughter ensued.

Puerto Viejo is a small surf town on the Caribbean side of Costa Rica. At some point someone brought a wiener dog to that town that must have had the biggest set of nuts in Central America. Every dog in the town (and there are ALOT)looked like some version of the dog in this picture. The best one though and I'll never…

Damn gargoyle looking dog.

Every Dachshund that I have ever been around was mean as fuck. So on top of that you add Pit Bull blood to the mix along with the emotional damage that comes from being a rape baby? That dog is going to be a killing machine.

How the fuck does something like that even get bred into existence?!?

The real question is: where are the rest from his litter?? There has to be more.

i mean, did this thing have a baller dachshund sire, who conquered a pitbull bitch; or did something very, very brutal happen to a girl wiener dog?

Putin wishes he could best Obama though real talk.

*clicks on it at work*

His mother was an excellent player and a very good coach. She does a hell of a lot of work to get younger people who aren't rich into tennis. Both her sons are award winning players (Jamie has some doubles titles, I do believe.)

"See? They all look the same."