Because it's fun depicting Roger Goodell as a Jonas brother.

I'm still sort of surprised that they announced it so soon. So, so much can go wrong in those first few months.

will she have new show: lets make 25 kids and counting.

Why anyone beyond her immediate family cares about this girl's uterus is another, deeper mystery of American culture, one beyond the purview of a Friday-morning blog post.

ONLY a white woman could get away with this behavior on TV

Okay? I powerwashed my driveway earlier today. Is that noteworthy?

Cîrocy Top

"Well? Are you going to do anything about this?"

Leon: Can't believe that updog.

It's a very grey game, huh?

For me, getting excited about a new Final Fantasy game is like getting excited about a new Sonic the Hedgehog game. It may be great, or it may be only decent, but I know I'm going to like it.

FOOTBALL uses Concussion!

i can only wish for some gay story stuff :)

Ya know, I've had three concussions and I'm fine. These guys need to man up and, um, and take the lead to, um, participate and lead to, um, the pussyfication of, um, has anyone seen my glasses?

Giving up concussions due to football seems like a better way to go.

When he couldn't count backwards by 3s doctors just thought he was a dumb Ash.

Ash Burnt Orange

I was with her for the "Who the hell is Ariana Grande" thing. But hating on Frozen?

I'm working on some stuff....

and when you go down on them, it's called The Ronald McDonald.