I'd hit it.

Right? I had a teacher who spent a not insignificant amount of time during biology telling us not to do LSD and also warning us what it would look like if he ever had a flash back adn what to do. I have no problem believing he was still getting recreational with some other stuff.

Well, I mean she likely took the instructions to school because they had the equipment she needed. And the GHB was probably for recreational use.

I don't understand the mentality of women who want to marry the man who cheated on their wives for them. If he did that to their wives, what makes you think they won't do something like that to you? This feckless asshole was never going to marry her but he was adept enough at stringing her along so he got what he…

Well she did kill someone. That's a bit different than fuzzy memories about that one time you crashed your bike.

Your a Jalopnik author now Kat? Congrats!

incorrect. the cutest dog ever is a mongrel / mutt named foxy brown and he cost $300 from the shelter. it's also a stupid amount of money considering he is more of a treasure than all the gold in the world made into a sculpture of idris elba's wang that cums diamonds, but i guess i just got lucky.

Fucking stupid. My pup cost $60 bucks, is a clumsy fool, and a wonderful addition to our family.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

On behalf of all of the shelter dogs and all of the strays, and this poor little dog, too, I weep.

This could not possibly be more wrong. Don't ever say this dumb shit again in your life.

Over in Indiana we had cheese!

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I foresee a few more years of these shenanigans. Then eventually she'll confess to having had a severe addiction issue, seek help, make a country comeback where she's "getting back in touch with her roots", then settle down and give Billy Ray some achey breaky grandbabies.

To her credit, you could tell me this all was Jeff Koons and I'd believe you.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

Unless Lucado told Lee that Spears was performing ritual sacrifices of orphans in her Bel Air mansion, I doubt anything they could say would tarnish BritBrit's reputation enough to damage her earning power.

also i pretty much exclusively wore floral dresses this summer so what i am say is i am oscar de la renta's muse.

Maybe they were aiming for the toilet and missed?

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.