Malingering. The sudden appearance of mild adult asthma (which happens — happened too me) was used as a reason not to go on a trip (to a place with air far fresher than that of the UES). She didn't want to go because of conflict with fellow castmembers. There was no struggle here. Just a rich woman fired from a…

First, let me say this to be clear that she is not an actress. Second, if you don't know the show or who the person is why would you make such a broad and blanket statement?

Oh, please. You clearly know nothing of this woman and her vile, attention-seeking behavior. She wasn't fired because her employer refused to accommodate her health needs; she was fired because she's wholly unpleasant and loathed by fans and castmates alike.

I only know who 6 of these people are.

And today in stupid stories I feel compelled to share: my mother told my dad (the Old Bear) it was time to go to the hospital. The man looked her dead in the face and asked what for so she knew it was going to be a Three Stooges kind of night. They get in the car and head for Highland Park General hospital. The Old…

Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.

Huh. I had no idea my husband's ex-wife was a panda. That explains the unusual body hair of his children...

I remember seeing the first in the series in the 1970's and it was pretty good. Since then there have been close to a *dozen* follow ons. About time for "Amityville: The Conflagration" in which the freakin' house burns to the ground (and possibly below ground) consuming every lingering trace of evil that might ever…

That's like 4th grade level shit.

I will probably be too exhausted from all the sex!

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

Kinda looks like my ex. But with bigger balls.

I feel like this is something I would say.

I probably should, their size is inversely proportional to their awfulness.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

Final Fantasy VII: short, sweet, wondrous, and launches seamlessly right into the gameplay. A new era of video gaming began:

This isn't even a question.

Thank God!

I stated earlier that this guy seems to be acting crazy. Look at his Facebook page. He started posting in earnest in June. Look at his youtube channel, first post 3 months ago.

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.