Ah, the sanctity of a straight marriage.

They are so dang good oh my god you must order some immediately and pay whatever insane shipping fee the seller asks.

Did someone show you how to do a Tim Tam slam?

The first time my daughter was asked for a nude pic, she was 12. 12! He asked, she said hell no, Google “boobs” if you want to see some. He was persistent, so she blocked him. We live in a small town, so it was easy to find his mom on Facebook and send her a screenshot of his request. He got in A LOT of trouble, and…

18 years old. Murdered because her ex-boyfriend couldn’t accept the fact that he wasn’t entitled to her body and her affection simply because he wanted it.

Except people who think that way are thinking about it with their adult brain, completely forgetting what it’s like to be a child with a child’s brain and on a child’s developmental path.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

Margaret Atwood.

The fish in my son’s aquarium turned cannibal and he had many, many questions about this. I’d very much welcome the chance to change the topic to lesbian fish.

Batter up! Hear that call...

Leslie’s laugh when Kate said she used to be an umpire killed me.

She definitely owed you a text, and in fact, a phone call, and in fact, an effort to at least meet for a quick lunch or a cheeky drink. She was rude. If she had an issue and didn’t want to meet, she should have told you. Honestly if I were you, I’d probably message to be like, “look I was really looking forward to…

Because some schools are run by crusty old shits angry they can’t beat all the children in to Stockholm Syndrome based religiosity.

i don’t think it’s strange. i never understood people who don’t understand that platonic relationships can and do exist, and with people who are in committed relationships. i’m in a similar boat: most of my bffs are actually guys, many of whom are married (i think it helps being married myself now but it wasn’t…

I’m truly missing my core group of girls. It’s really disintegrated over the last few years and I’ve been especially down about it the last few weeks. My best friend and i had a falling out last summer and we haven’t spoken since, and while I think it’s for the best that she’s not in my life anymore, there’s still a…

It’s not vegans. I mean yeah it is a bit, but I have done a fair bit of travelling, and if there is one thing I've learned, it's that there's no bigger douchebag than the Australian douchebag.

Ruby Rose seems like the kind of person who get into a lot of fights on Facebook.

Have you ever wished you could give Vincent Gallo a blow job? Of course you haven’t.

I appreciate your thoughtful comment. I’ll only make this comment, in response to the probably hundreds of people here that write the parents are selfish: I’m from the same culture and religion as this couple. You cannot understand - cannot even begin to understand - the importance and expectation placed on having…

OK, it took me a long time to get it, but I see it now that they really are cute together. I’m happy for her, she got away from that creep Tom Cruise and found happiness. You just never know who will end up being your lobster. You go, crazy kids.