So basically you only watch football?

[requests trade to Mets]

Burger King hot dogs are a bit pricier than ideal, with the Classic going for $1.99 and the Chili Cheese $2.29. It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced,

If the video (dat fire audio track) doesn’t make you smile you’re dead inside.

“Why not let the world be great?”

He steps off the rubber first thing. Can’t be a balk if you aren’t set to pitch.

Alternately, is there a league with better facial hair than MLB?

No, we didn’t need this, and this is a very bad take.

He has sold over 33 million “brain pills” to his fans

I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies.

“And I have no right to accept censorship based on what broadcasting is.”

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

Really a bitch move by Louisville to sell out their players like this, particularly Damion Lee and Trey Lewis. Of course it’s better for Louisville to take a ban now and then stock up on talent in the future, but it would be more fair to the players (LOL) to impose the ban for next year, which would give the recruits…

If even half of this is true, then right now I kinda hope that Luke Kuechly breaks his fucking spine on Sunday.

Drew is 100% Correct.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

Yeah like your food opinions count.

“Trading a dollar for a handful of nickels provides you with valuable metal not flimsy paper!” - some goddamned person with the 76ers.