That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

I will say it again. If you take a child to an NFL game, you get what you get. And dancing quarterbacks are the least offensive of all offensive things at a live NFL contest in any city in the league.

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

Ronda LOVES the GLORY. But the GLORY doesn’t seem to love her back. She’s melting down. Dating Travis Browne now (he’s a woman beater). Her mom can’t quit blathering to the media about her broke ass coach. She started acting unhinged at weigh ins.

As lame as it is to say, I think she definitely started to buy into her…

I’ll be damned if I click on some Italian website to listen to you

In case you didn't catch the sarcastic comment from godshamwow, people were dying playing football with no pads and helmets, hence why they instituted them. Your idea is bad, you should feel bad, and anyone who thinks your idea has merit should feel bad. Learn to history.

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

If you wanted True Equality you’d request more pie for the women AND more pie for the men who already have more pie than the women.

really? I mean I don’t understand how people don’t get it. Either we as men except that women can come up to our level and be cool with it or we admit that we want all the privelage and it makes us afraid that woman are trying to climb up on to the pier.

This b.s. about how rights need to TRULY equal is just a thinly…

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

And then when the 18 year old doesn’t pan out to be good enough to play in the NFL, after 4 years of trying, he can use his lack of a college degree to become a cheerleader and make $300 a season!

Lordy. All of those bricks appear to have come from the game two nights ago, so it’s not like they just cherrypicked the worst shots they could find.

One of the toughest players in Finland was Koppi who played one game with a hurt shoulder because of his large antenna. He scored a numbers of goals and won the MVP. I remember this game well and he became a hero that is celebrated in the hall of fames. Great player and even greater star after his retirement. A lot of…

“Minors whose ass I could kick, ranked” should be a regular feature.

Daniel Murphy is also a raging homophobe, so he is basically 1 slump away from being John Rocker.

Damn, I want your job! I’d love to have the time to sit around writing multiple novel-length responses on Gawker during the work day.

Have you ever been poor? Heard of food deserts? Worked two jobs to keep up? Made about ten thousand decisions a day (do I spend money on food? Medicine? Rent? Bills? What do I skimp on? What about my shoes that are about to die?) Try it for a while and then tell poor people how they’re “lazy.”