Nobody gives a shit about your opinion on soccer.

Most Deadspin readers prefer soccer to hockey, otherwise they would write about the latter more than the former. This isn’t difficult to understand, and you making some stupid, typical ‘duhhh nobody writes about hockey omg espn didn’t even put any hockey highlights on…

it is almost as if they know that the majority of their readers prefer European soccer to hockey based on how many times articles have been viewed in the past!

I don’t think it was explicitly shown in the actual show, but there were set photos confirming that the truck was actually from Rand Industries.

starring this because I will always star ripping the Cards, not because I agree with you.

God dammit, Bomani Jones just gets it and can articulate his positions in a way that few others in media can. We’re lucky that he likes sports so much and has made that his chosen profession, because I honestly think the dude could do whatever he wanted, whether it was politics, economics, music, culture, etc.

You had trouble getting into reading a book intended for 12 year old girls, and so you are impressed in a way that is ‘impossible to overstate’ when you can watch an attractive woman play a lead role in a CGI fest action movie the way countless women before her have? You need higher standards.

But OMG look how cute she is when she falls down sometimes!

You really only named like 2-3 movies that could even hold a candle to the list provided. Talladega Nights? What, are you a 12 year old boy who just discovered who Will Ferrell is?

Fucking Paul!?!

Really getting sick of these name jokes. Seriously, how hard is it to say Flipflops Bazingas?

Because the ‘African American Studies’ and ‘General Arts’ and ‘Sports Media’ degrees serve so many of them well.

You realize that if they didn’t pan out, they could pay for their own fucking degree like everybody else does if they wanted to, right?

This is basically what the Panthers are doing.

Can’t they simply counteract the effects of the HGH with a little bit of nanobubble water?

Look, I really understand the point of this article and most of it is spot on, but complaining that it is too hard for people who are poor to balance a checkbook because their banking software doesn’t do it for them is just plain sad, and saying something along the lines of, ‘oh, and I had to actually remember where…