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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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America votes for these bland white dudes with their "soulful" songs and then doesn't bother to buy their album.

Haha.

To be fair, nutella spread over whole wheat toast is still far healthier than 3/4 of the cereals marketed to children.

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Hearted. So much.

Cause Sam Jackson is smart enough to know a white cell phone gets ridiculously dirty way too easily, and he doesn't have time for that shit because it's date night.

I loved that line so so much.

I don't see this as prudeshaming, but really making mountains out of molehills.

No one remembers all the speculation about when Britney Spears lost her virginity? That was even grosser

That's because the people that actual vote week in and week out after the real target audience.

And they are the only two winners to have successful mainstream careers.

All joke aside, those guys aren't worth your or any other ladies time then. It's probably more helpful to learn that about them now instead of finding out down the road had they approached you. Because there is nothing more attractive and appealing than a girl asking a guy out or the examples you gave. Any guy that

Those pop stars are marketable. Almost none of the AI winners are. They are so generic and las vegas lounge-y that their careers die before they even start.

Probably safe to say the mid-west/southern states are the bulk viewing audience of these kinds of shows.

Dave Holmes is actually getting work still?

Anyway, "The Mindy Project" will crush these boys at play.

Well, this is what the world gets for not paying enough attention to Men of a Certain Age, causing it to get cancelled.

So wait, did she bring it up herself on the show or was she asked about her love life?

Cause winning American Idol has always meant a stellar career and, you know, the "losers" never go on to have amazing careers. Jennifer Hudson never did shit after AI kicked her off, and when Storm Large got kicked off Rockstar: Supernova, her career went nowhere and we all know how amazing Supernova has been doing