On the flip side, why the hell don't more women approach men in bars?

That's nice talky talk and all. But I'm sure 100% of them would be frozen stiff if she walked into a bar and sat next to them.

He did explain.....kind of.

Look, Jenny, I'm all the mature ladies getting some love on the Playboys. However, the nutjob set that refuse to vaccinate their kids that has resulted in fucking WHOOPING COUGH reappearing into society? Sorry, keep your boobs away.

THANK YOU.

I'm so glad to know I'm not alone.

@_@

Tax breaks?

Where are you on The Lorax?

Weird that they go the South Africa route, there is a very well known Scientology boarding school up here in Oregon that is suppose to be the churches crown jewel.

I am definitely the kind that would be awful with toddlers.

I love a good mascarpun

Cause as we all know, nothing drips sex appeal more than bmx stunt biking.

Nope, no chance in hell. Not every gonna happen.

Where did I say down to earth?

Yep, cause as we all know, children are desperate to ask their parents to stop making things easy and let them learn how to do things that take effort.

Or that the song they did together is called "Put It Down"

Oh definitely. This is certainly one of the rare moments I'll give her credit for being honest and self aware. That is, if she actually felt that was a moment of self awareness and not just "satire".

I'm surprised she so quickly went with the "lets laugh at townies who aren't doing nothing in the Big City like me and are instead doing something with their lives in a town that is 'beneath me'" episode.

Yeah, I havn't gotten to those two features yet. Probably won't bother with the Beiber though.