Optional: stay for dessert while Dad takes her home to provide her other favorite sauce.

Yep. Nailed it!

Please tell me you're lying...

the fact that Hooters employs a lot of women strictly for the purposes of unrepetent consumer objectification

There is nothing erotic about that uniform.

I saw a service poodle about two weeks ago!

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That is definitely the most bizarre back handed compliment I've been given.

We obviously would never work out.

A glass of wine = bad news bears.

ugh. fuck youtube right now.

nose, no. paws? can't help you with that one.

No. No I'm not choosing to participate at the last moment when it's buried in the SNS depths rarely to see the light of day, just because I feel (and look, let's be honest) exhausted as all hell.

*le sigh*

See, I knew you'd forget about your former beau Nene and realize the Manimal was far better!

If they can keep frustrating Bynum this could get better. We need his ego to kick in and take him out of the game.

I feel so guilty rooting this hard for a Northeast division foe, but ffuuccckk this Denver team is absolutely fantastic.

If one has to go, a cheesecake death is the only way.

My man Faried isn't doing so hot!

2 of my friends know, but not my handle. They read the site as well so they dig it I guess.