That is a saturday night well spent right there.

23 minutes till Denver sends the Fakeshow packing!!

I can't wait for the space nazi invasion in 6 years.

You had me at free lobsters.

Ugh, I still reek of suntan lotion even after a shower. I better not get a single burn or I'll curse all the things.

You're Welcome.

Now, I would never be one to back sass Ron Swanson. But dude, TOTAL dick move calling out Jerry like that.

OH SHIT THAT SHOULD BE A SPOILER BUT NOW I'M STOKED TO FIND OUT WHO DIES.

Best idea ever.

NOTHING on that bud light lime line?

Landry...Landry....Landry

Psh, being unemployed, I've debunked this HARD.

Word. 5'9" and 125 on a good day for me.

Whats your point?

For example, I've seen very slim girls get called "fat" simply because it's the worst insult the other person could think to throw at them. You'd never call an average-sized woman "skinny" as an insult.

Did those tips include super villain mastermind extraordinaire REX VELVET?

We're a oppressed minority, we must stick together!

Call me when the Queen Mum provides traffic reports.

Let's hope Sean Penn's acting job is better in the film than that trailer provides.

I await the movie!