Mazel! The decoder ring and pie of the month club membership should be in the mail soon.

Oh hey, when did you get that fancy star?

Yes, because we all know teenage pregnancy rates skyrocket during traditional 3-day weekends we always got every year.

We gave up giving a shit about educating our kids properly a decade ago.

I always vomit a little in my mouth when I see those massive energy drink cans in stores. Who the fuck drinks that much without getting a heart attack instantly?

Yep, women couldn't possibly ever be sexually attracted to other women.

It's like everyone is just discovering Gawker Media today.

I was waiting for it to transition into "Part of That World"

Is everyone now going to go back and correct Dodai that Girls isn't a little known show that nobody has ever seen or written about?

Because Epix is a channel and their is a show called GUH-RUHLS?

Eh? Most people?

And her blackface?

Um, so the backlash Billy Crystal got for blackface at the Oscars this year was where in that distinction then?

Oh I am aware no one watches it. But Hulu has been pimping the shit out of it (and using clips of her black TSA agent character in all of the ads) and I've seen nothing remotely calling out Hulu for promoting it. Nothing.

I'm still slightly confused as to why nothing has been made of Tracey Ullmans appalling racism and blackface that has existed in her recent work. I'd say it's even worse than this dumb commercial.

So guys that threaten assault on prostitutes are still considered hot?

So is American football.

That's pretty sad. Especially since Sporting is having an amazing season so far, and your new field is outstanding.

When is one suppose to expect a trashy college town dive bar to be a place of ethics?

While watching the muppet babies?!