I'll take facepainters over chest painters.

That is awesome.

You lost me at Sounders. =P

Depending on the team, it would be a definite dealbreaker.

Yeah, how the hell did Borg get hired by MLS?

Thats why I plain on naming my children Hey and You.

Truth.

I do what I can.

Thankfully the only thing that rhymed with Max were just stupid and silly.

Then do your best.

You can't help genetics.

It's hard to go on when you top out like that.

I really fucking wish that was actually penned by her and not by her handlers (which, let's be real, is probably the case).

Please, parents, please. Just do ONE thing before you name your child.

What actions?

Why? Cause I don't waste my time on things that actually wont matter.

Wonderful rebuttal!

And you can also just be a small minded buffoon.

Or the lines, I can read between them.

Eh, I'd go "out of touch" than racist.