In before, “Um, she’s akchyually a 400 year old witch...”

I have no trouble believing that something like the described was in a textbook.

Hahaha, no way my Switch would make it more than a week playing Battletoads.

I laughed wwaayy too damn hard from this. 

Good 'ol Game Genie. I won one of these for sending a game tip into a mag when I was lad.

You gotta just pop in that Game Genie or Game Shark and really spite the game.

Hopefully that pause music is still there

That looks terrible. The comedy is way too forced. This reminds me of when people try to remake or sequelize a bad B-movie.

The image you chose gave me instant anger. I gave a significant portion of my childhood learning nothing from my failures on those fucking bikes.

The preorder should come with a rubber controller for throwing.

Awesome! I look forward to slamming my hover-bike into rapidly oncoming walls and then putting the game away forever because I can't finish the stage.

“I don’t think I ever beat the original game”

What? Giant American corporations are the embodiment of evil?

That’s the reason she believes we forget past lives in the first place: if we carried all the loss and pain from one life, we “wouldn’t be able to fully learn life lessons” in this one.

In case anyone fails to get the joke:

how i saw it

idk

The paddlefish and sturgeon are distinct species, but I incorrectly referred to the hybrid as a species in 2 instances, and I have altered the text to characterize the new fish as an interspecies hybrid rather than a species. Thank you!

I hope that’s decaf.  Otherwise he’s not going to be able to get to sleep.

I can handle the burn while eating spicy foods. the worse part is a day later when it’s all ready to leave...