[Insert “Avatar: The Last Airbender” joke here.]

im mad at myself for laughing at this.

I deserve whatever eye strain I got from zooming in too close on Harley.

Can he recreate this please?

Yeah, but not the RIGHT KIND of diverse...

Are they sure they didn’t mishear Kiedis shout “Suck My Kiss” and he simply didn’t realize that noone on the Lakers would be old enough to get the reference?

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

“...The White Stripes’s classic “Seven Nation Army,” which was released 15 years ago...”

If you work in business 90% of your job is finding new ways to cut corners. 

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

I can’t imagine what it’s been like for the poor people in Puerto Rico who still don’t have power. We had to go 3 weeks without power after Charley, and things were basically unlivable. It was so hot and humid, and it wasn’t like you could even get relief outside because the storm left standing water everywhere that…

Not sure if this needs pointing out but:

Man! Is anything cooler than cyberpunk? Let me go ahead and answer my own question on your behalf.

No worries, even if we banned guns in ALL of the US, we’d have our neighbors to the south and north that can easily bring us plenty of guns! Plus, who are we going to rely on to save us if we dont have guns to protect us? The same police you (liberals) demonize as uber violent, not worthy of trust, stupid, corrupt,…

Literally better than anything Post Malone as ever put out.