“Person sees numerous red flags, proceeds anyway, gets scammed” just doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.

This is the kind of argument I’ve been making against procedurally-generated games for a while now. It was a fun concept for a while, but after you’ve seen the process played out so many times, it becomes stale. The idea of never running out of new places to explore ironically runs out of new ideas pretty quickly in…

At 20 times Neptune’s orbit, the thing would be visible for generations!!!

If there was a planet due to smack into earth in less than two weeks, first of all: Awesome because I voted for Giant Meteor, and this election was rigged so I’ll take it as making good on a campaign promise.

Hmm... Amazing biotechnological progress at the same time as the de-fanging of federal oversight...

Now THAT’s thinking with portals!

Great, our AI overlords have arrived and they’re doing fucking parkour.

It’s The Stig’s Japanese cousin!

would you settle with frisbee in the shape of a hula hoop?

Squagels, what are they? Now I know they are United States of America
Thank you so very much Google image search...

*looks at the design*

Squagels are BS too.

then you’re a moron

About bloody time! Hopefully the anti-GMO morons won’t ruin it.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

I’ll allow it, but using black licorice makes you a monster.