Six foot four and full of gristle 

Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my cave
But I just keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my [bee]hives
‘Cause bears don’t cry
Bears don’t cry
Bears don’t cry

Mission Hill was a gorgeous show with great writing. It’s a wee bit dated now but I’ve recently did a rewatch and it’s crazy how much of it was feeling current. The episode with the non-descript potentially catastrophic world event happening(complete with Dennis Rodman doing peace talks) was way too real. Sometimes…

Isn’t this what helped killed Elvis?

Exactly..... Bring that spooky Foreigner Food home to the rubes by giving it non-threatening names, and they will eat anything.

Okay, so there’s different types of “diving” or “flopping” that people bitch about.

With the victory, France has officially been eliminated from the group stage of the 2022 World Cup.

The amount of work Olivier Giroud has been doing for this team is unbelievable. Throughout this World Cup, he has been great at passing the ball, creating space for his partners AND playing defensively like never before in his career. Plus, today he created the corner from which France scored their only goal. Calling…

Half your take is garbage. Brazil are nowhere near the best team in the world and haven’t been since the Ronaldo/Rivaldo/Ronaldihno superteam. That’s a lazy opinion anchored by now ancient history and some sort of belief that just because they’re Brazil, they’re the best. At best, they’re an average side,…

Hey, who put this picture of a young and virile man at the beach as my phone’s background, I scream on the bus.

The best advice is from King of the Hill

Cousin Gordon? His name is Cousin Larry, and you will address him as such. Please show the television program that gave us a little spin-off called Family Matters the respect it deserves...

“Disintegration” was Such an overproduced excess delight of an 80s album. The tour was stunning with laser beam fish swimming in the small arenas (I saw it at Cameron Indoor). The amounts of acid that Robert Smith was on reached epic proportions around that time. He’s an underrated guitarist despite his certified God…

Audi A4's like all VW products after 5 to 7 years everything starts either breaking or falling apart. Plastic pieces crumble when touched, electronic display issues, leaking oil, blow off valve plastic breaking... Its a great car when new and for the first 3 to 5 years. After that they just unfortunately become money…

The name Mack Hogan sounds so perfect, like it could be Beef Musclestrong instead and be just as believable. What a name.

When I worked at gamestop, I had a kid pay for a PS2 and a couple of games with nothing but gold dollar coins (250 of those damn things).
Yes, I was annoyed as shit but to start yelling at someone paying with LEGAL TENDER is something else.

*any Kia before around 2010

i know we all love to give shit to leifeld, but similar to kirkman i grew up reading comics from that era (probably jr. high/high school) and everyone ate this shit up. i don’t ever remember any comic book fan reading those books and then screaming ‘wtf this guy can’t draw feet, let alone general anatomy’ in disgust…

(runs to room, slams door, flings self on bed, sobbing)