You sleep fully clothed?

Riiiight, because no one else is talking about it anywhere.

RR: "IIIIIIIIIII…caaan suuue ANYone!"

Depends on the family member, depends on the stranger, I guess?

I was horrified when I read the title. I was slightly less horrified when I learned that it wasn't his own family that he peed on.

For sure, but unlike a lot of franchises, the core cast has remained incredibly stable. That's usually how most other cult franchises differentiate themselves from year to year, but when it comes to the Simpsons, you have no choice but to look behind the scenes.

We're one year away from 1998 Week at the ol' AV Club, and when we are (if everyone's still alive by then), it might finally be time to talk in earnest about the [shudder] 90's Swing Revival.

I'm far from an expert on the subject, but I think The Simpsons might have been one of the earliest mainstream TV shows where fans became emotionally invested in who wrote and directed each episode, and thus became experts in the various differences in quality between each season. That's probably because it was a…

That's a question older than the pyramids, older than civilization, older than man himself.

Okay. I don't know what's changed in the last few hours or so, but right now I find myself struggling to fight the impulse to scream "GET A LIFE, NERDS!" at the top of my lungs. Every time there's a major change to this website—and there've been so many over the years—first people hate it, then they get used to it,…

It's also the exact same thought process that led to me finally trying broccoli when I matured into adulthood.

But I've never heard anyone really appreciate Disqus either. We've just gotten used to it. Believe me, there was plenty of grumbling when unofficial commenting disappeared.

I happen to know Barbara Cook was extremely pro-Kinja, right up to the very end.

Alls I know is, my opinion on the subject has changed very rapidly. The more hyperbolically people complain about the subject, the more convinced I am that it'll be no big deal.

Speak for yourself. Some of us enjoy a bit of the ol' pie-finger, especially on the weekends.

Who wants to go back to the Wild West days?

Maaaaan, for a group consisting largely of outspoken progressives, we are surprisingly resistant to change.

Will cats and dogs still be living separately, though?

Migration, circa 1917: "We've arrived in a strange hostile country with nothing but the clothes on our backs and no grasp of the language, but dammit we're going to pull through and survive!"

As someone who's been commenting at this site pre-Disqus—yes I'm that old—I don't see what the big honking deal is. I'm willing to try new things, especially when the stakes are as low as "wasting life's precious spare moments in a slightly different format."