No one's clicking on your links, guy. Find another way to be clever.

"Moderates." Sheesh.

Not really.

"Agree to disagree and acknowledge that there are legitimate, non-sexist reasons to not be thrilled about this?"

A sample size of ONE! Guys, don't bother arguing with this one, he's clearly very smart.

Me too!

Ironically, Americans are surprisingly dumb about the side effects of colonialism.

Check out the (well-deserved) glare. Was she was bumped from her seat by Audrey Plaza?

Racism is many things, but it is NOT a mental disorder.

Ill? She knows exactly what she's doing. Why do you think she's been rich and famous for the past 15+ years?

I get this. On the other hand, it's damned hard to resist the temptation to make horribly offensive surface-level jokes at the expense of people who are notorious for making horribly offensive surface-level jokes about others.

North American conservatives are notorious for going to Europe and being surprised they're not 100% surrounded by white people at all times. What, ethnic groups in the Eastern Hemisphere can switch continents now? Since when?!

It honestly should have happened a long time ago. Amazing how there've been THREE Cars movies since this next step.

On the bright side, "People who can't wait to comment under Telegraph articles" isn't exactly a broad sampling of the population.

Patient, nurturing, and disliking math class.

If you want some rage-fuel, Facebook's got you covered.

In keeping with the Dr. Who news of today, I'm hoping they make the next Ann Coulter a woman.

I don't think such surprises are possible in the 21st century.

The only remotely famous actor I know of who's actually a Doctor is Ken Jeong.

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The father dies instantly, but the boy survives and remains in critical condition as he is rushed to a BBC Television Studio. They're about to perform fake emergency surgery when Dr. Who exclaims: "I can't be in a scene with this dying boy. He's my son!"