Eh, everyone was always on the verge of death back then.

Hey, so what about all of those weirdos who were "President" before George Washington? (Post-Yorktown, pre-Constitution.) Even though they really didn't do a whole lot, that was 8 years in total—not exactly a brief moment in our young nation's history.

Nicolas Cage, meanwhile, would have been disappointed if a face-transplant movie turned out to really be about hockey.

Stunt doubles are such a fascinating breed of physically fit, death-defying badasses that I sometimes wonder why THEY don't become the action stars while the overpaid pampered actors fill in for THEM. (During acting scenes, I guess.)

"Biography!"

The irony! She was so close to wishing she would never get hit by a…

YOU CURSED ME WITH THE LIVING NIGHTMARE OF IMMORTALITY YOU MONSTER

"I wish I was extremely attractive."

"Okay, okay, I've got my legal prostitutes and my dollar craps table all squared away for the evening, but I remain tragically un-high. Better write my state senator."

These radical feminist protests are terrible!
Yes, and such small portions!

Here I am now; entertain me.

Sounds like those lovable Muppets just might have to take a hijinks-filled journey to Walt Disney Studios and convince these comically greedy studio heads to change their minds.

Oh, please, TBT. I wish you would go jump in the lake!

They caused this mess, they can bloody well clean it up.

Can't get this faint odor of borscht and Vodka out of the drapes!

Good for them. I would sure love to see a rematch between this year's Cubs and this year's Dodgers.

Maybe it's just my bias over recent years, but Chevy Chase has never been very likable in anything I've seen him in—and he's a major part of that movie.

That creep can roll, man.

IT WAS A WEEK.

And they could repeat this year, just like 1907-8, right?